Overheard this Saturday #2
Georg: “Lex kicked me out. Said I’m not allowed back until close.”
Me: “He didn’t.”
Maria: “He didn’t say it verbally, but we sensed it.”
(Earlier, at the forge, Maria filming me for OnlyFans)
“I need you sweating aesthetically and I don’t trust you will do that. Don’t move. No, move. Show me how you stand by the anvil. Pretend you’re hitting something. Not like this, stand straight. Not like this, straight back. I said back, not shoulders. Exude eroticism. Can we move the fire a bit?”
…exude eroticism. FML.